Best 5-a-side team names

One of the first things you’ll have to think about when putting together a 5-a-side team is coming up with a good team name to represent you. Coming up with the perfect team name isn’t always as easy as it sounds. It can quickly become a more drawn-out process than it needs to be, and it may feel like nothing is the right fit for your team.

You’ll want something that’s both clever and easy to remember, after all, this name will be how people will remember you and will play a key role in your team's identity. Ideally, you’ll want something that’s personal and holds meaning for you and your teammates. Having a name that’s both engaging and entertaining will help you stand out from the crowd and garner attention from both players and fans. So, to help make this process easier for you, we’ve decided to break down all of the best 5-a-side team names into helpful categories from the best to the funniest, we’ve got everything to help you choose the perfect fit for your team.

What is a catchy name for a 5-a-side team

Everyone loves a catchy team name. Something that rolls off the tongue and is easy to remember will help you with recognition. Sometimes, when you’re struggling to find a good name for your team, the best option can often be the most simple. So, we’ve gathered some great ideas for simple, catchy (and slightly cheeky) team names for you to consider for your 5-a-side team.

Sons of Pitches
Liquorice Allsports
Kiss My Pass
Here for Beer
Game Set and Snatch
Club Foot

Funny 5-a-side Team names

Nothing says memorable like a name that can make people laugh. It’s both engaging and clever which will help your team stand out from the crowd. From hilarious twists on Premier League clubs to puns based on your favourite players’ names, we’ve separated it all into helpful sections below to help you find the best match for your team.

Names based on existing football clubs

Whatever Premier League club you choose to be a part of there’s bound to be a pun dedicated to their name, so why not take advantage of this and use it for your 5-a-side team? We’ve got some great ideas below to get you started on finding some hilarious options that will have your team at the centre of everyone's attention with these unique twists.

Man Chest Hair United
Barely Athletic
Unathletico Madrid
Royal Mail-drid
Brian Munich
Farcelona
Crapston Villa
Cry me a River Plate
Pathetic Athletic
Texas Oldham
Oldman Asthmatic
Queens Park Strangers
Sheffield Thursday
Bolton Squanderers
Blunderland
Not so Hotspur
Whateverton
Oldman Arthritic
Fake Madrid
Borussia Teeth

Names based on professional players

It doesn’t stop at football clubs either, if you’d prefer to dedicate your team name to a specific player rather than an entire club, then we’ve got a list for that too. No matter who your favourite is, we’ve got ideas featuring the most iconic players, both old and new, to help inspire your team name.

Crouch Potato
Ronaldoughnuts
Moves like Agger
The Neville wears Prada
Out on Bale
Petr Cech Yourself
Willian Dollar Baby
Pleased to Michu
No Kane, No Gain
Phantom of the Chopra
Tea and Busquets
Baines on Toast
Gangster's Allardyce
Lads on Toure
Boom Shake Shake De Roon
How I Met Your Mata
It’s About to Get Messi
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
Balotelitubbies
Men Behaving Chadli

Pop culture-themed football names

If you still haven’t seen anything to catch your eye - don’t panic! If you’re not interested in having a football club or player-themed name, we’ve got more options that are inspired by pop culture to help you and your team make an impression.

These are particularly great for those who are just getting started in the football world and are still brushing up on their clubs and player knowledge. With such a broad subject like pop culture, there is bound to be something in the list below that interests you and all of your players.

Deeney In A Bottle
Hakuna Juan Mata
Goal Goal Power Rangers
Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil
Netsix & Chill
Goals Aloud
Absolutely Fabregas
Earth, Wind & Maguire
Citizen Kane
Lord Of The Wings
Cesc and the City
Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
Neville Wears Prada
Lord of the Ings
The Zarate Kid
Giroud Let The Dogs Out
Finding Mido
Ball of Duty
Boom Xhakalaka
The Amazing Sneijdermen
Game of Throw-ins
Lallanas in Pyjamas
When Harry Met Ali
Only Kruls & Horses
That’s so Craven
Wnyama’s In Pyjamas

Best 5-a-side team names

Sometimes the best way to go about choosing a team name is to use clever phrases that are universally known to help captivate fans. Whether you’re after something eye-catching or easy to remember, we’ve got some safe options that will help you steer clear of complicated titles.

ABCDE FC
It's Spraining Men
Range Rovers
The High Five
Nonbeleaguers
Five Guys
Class on Grass

Fantasy football team names

If you’re looking for a name for your fantasy football team, then you may want something a bit different from what we’ve listed above. The best way to name your fantasy football team is to find something that’s personal to you. If you’re still searching for inspiration we’ve included a list of names specifically catered to creating your perfect fantasy football team.

Goal of Duty
What Goals Around Comes Around
Occasionally United
To Score or Not to Score
Goals ‘R’ Us

Picking an FPL team name

Are you looking for the right name that will help you garner respect in the FPL community? If none of the previous names have felt like the right fit for your team then maybe one of the below options will feel like a better match if you’re looking to stand out with a witty name.

Our Top 10 Fantasy Football team names are:

Giroud Awakening
Backstreet Moyes
Inter Row Z
Stranger Mings
Turkish De Ligt
I'm sorry Nic Jackson
Ctrl Alt De Ligt
Palmer Violets
Eze Come Eze Go
Haalandaise Sauce

Get custom kits for your 5-a-side team with Avec Sport

Coming up with a great name for your 5-a-side team not only creates hype for your teammates but also gathers attention from both players and fans alike. However, a good name is only the start of creating your dream 5-a-side team. You’ll want a high-quality football kit that encompasses everything your team is.

From colours to fit, it’s important to have a kit that is durable and creates a buzz for both your team and fans alike. Here at Avec Sport, we provide customisable team kits complete with sizes for your whole team, as well as options to add your team crest and sponsor logos, so you can complete your 5-a-side team in style.