Best 5-a-side team names

One of the first things you’ll have to think about when putting together a 5-a-side team is coming up with a good team name to represent you. Coming up with the perfect team name isn’t always as easy as it sounds. It can quickly become a more drawn-out process than it needs to be, and it may feel like nothing is the right fit for your team.

You’ll want something that’s both clever and easy to remember, after all, this name will be how people will remember you and will play a key role in your team's identity. Ideally, you’ll want something that’s personal and holds meaning for you and your teammates. Having a name that’s both engaging and entertaining will help you stand out from the crowd and garner attention from both players and fans. So, to help make this process easier for you, we’ve decided to break down all of the best 5-a-side team names into helpful categories from the best to the funniest, we’ve got everything to help you choose the perfect fit for your team. 

What is a catchy name for a 5-a-side team

Everyone loves a catchy team name. Something that rolls off the tongue and is easy to remember will help you with recognition. Sometimes, when you’re struggling to find a good name for your team, the best option can often be the most simple. So, we’ve gathered some great ideas for simple, catchy (and slightly cheeky) team names for you to consider for your 5-a-side team.

1. Sons of Pitches
2. Liquorice Allsports
3. Kiss My Pass
4. Here for Beer
5. Game Set and Snatch
6. Club Foot

Funny 5-a-side Team names

Nothing says memorable like a name that can make people laugh. It’s both engaging and clever which will help your team stand out from the crowd. From hilarious twists on Premier League clubs to puns based on your favourite players’ names, we’ve separated it all into helpful sections below to help you find the best match for your team.

Names based on existing football clubs

Whatever Premier League club you choose to be a part of there’s bound to be a pun dedicated to their name, so why not take advantage of this and use it for your 5-a-side team? We’ve got some great ideas below to get you started on finding some hilarious options that will have your team at the centre of everyone's attention with these unique twists.

1. Man Chest Hair United
2. Barely Athletic
3. Unathletico Madrid
4. Royal Mail-drid
5. Brian Munich
6. Farcelona
7. Crapston Villa
8. Cry me a River Plate
9. Pathetic Athletic
10. Texas Oldham
11. Oldman Asthmatic
12. Queens Park Strangers
13. Sheffield Thursday
14. Bolton Squanderers
15. Blunderland
16. Not so Hotspur
17. Whateverton
18. Oldman Arthritic
19. Fake Madrid
20. Borussia Teeth

Names based on professional players

It doesn’t stop at football clubs either, if you’d prefer to dedicate your team name to a specific player rather than an entire club, then we’ve got a list for that too. No matter who your favourite is, we’ve got ideas featuring the most iconic players, both old and new, to help inspire your team name.

1. Crouch Potato 
2. Ronaldoughnuts
3. Moves like Agger
4. The Neville wears Prada
5. Out on Bale
6. Petr Cech Yourself
7. Willian Dollar Baby
8. Pleased to Michu
9. No Kane, No Gain
10. Phantom of the Chopra
11. Tea and Busquets
12. Baines on Toast
13. Gangster's Allardyce
14. Lads on Toure
15. Boom Shake Shake De Roon
16. How I Met Your Mata 
17. It’s About to Get Messi
18. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
19. Balotelitubbies
20. Men Behaving Chadli

Pop culture-themed football names

If you still haven’t seen anything to catch your eye - don’t panic! If you’re not interested in having a football club or player-themed name, we’ve got more options that are inspired by pop culture to help you and your team make an impression. 

These are particularly great for those who are just getting started in the football world and are still brushing up on their clubs and player knowledge. With such a broad subject like pop culture, there is bound to be something in the list below that interests you and all of your players.

1. Deeney In A Bottle
2. Hakuna Juan Mata
3. Goal Goal Power Rangers
4. Obi Wan - Kenobi Nil
5. Netsix & Chill
6. Goals Aloud
7. Absolutely Fabregas
8. Earth, Wind & Maguire
9. Citizen Kane
10. Lord Of The Wings
11. Cesc and the City
12. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
13. Neville Wears Prada
14. Lord of the Ings
15. The Zarate Kid
16. Giroud Let The Dogs Out
17. Finding Mido
18. Ball of Duty
19. Boom Xhakalaka
20. The Amazing Sneijdermen
21. Game of Throw-ins
22. Lallanas in Pyjamas
23. When Harry Met Ali
24. Only Kruls & Horses
25. That’s so Craven
26. Wnyama’s In Pyjamas
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Best 5-a-side team names

Sometimes the best way to go about choosing a team name is to use clever phrases that are universally known to help captivate fans. Whether you’re after something eye-catching or easy to remember, we’ve got some safe options that will help you steer clear of complicated titles. 

1. ABCDE FC
2. It's Spraining Men
3. Range Rovers
4. The High Five
5. Nonbeleaguers
6. Five Guys
7. Class on Grass

Fantasy football team names

If you’re looking for a name for your fantasy football team, then you may want something a bit different from what we’ve listed above. The best way to name your fantasy football team is to find something that’s personal to you. If you’re still searching for inspiration we’ve included a list of names specifically catered to creating your perfect fantasy football team.

1. Goal of Duty
2. What Goals Around Comes Around
3. Occasionally United
4. To Score or Not to Score
5. Goals ‘R’ Us

Picking an FPL team name

Are you looking for the right name that will help you garner respect in the FPL community? If none of the previous names have felt like the right fit for your team then maybe one of the below options will feel like a better match if you’re looking to stand out with a witty name. 

Our Top 10 Fantasy Football team names are:

1. Giroud Awakening
2. Backstreet Moyes
3. Inter Row Z
4. Stranger Mings
5. Turkish De Ligt
6. I'm sorry Nic Jackson
7. Ctrl Alt De Ligt
8. Palmer Violets
9. Eze Come Eze Go
10. Haalandaise Sauce

Get custom kits for your 5-a-side team with Avec Sport

Coming up with a great name for your 5-a-side team not only creates hype for your teammates but also gathers attention from both players and fans alike. However, a good name is only the start of creating your dream 5-a-side team. You’ll want a high-quality football kit that encompasses everything your team is. 

From colours to fit, it’s important to have a kit that is durable and creates a buzz for both your team and fans alike. Here at Avec Sport, we provide customisable team kits complete with sizes for your whole team, as well as options to add your team crest and sponsor logos, so you can complete your 5-a-side team in style.